Zero, Zilch, Nada

Awwww this is Zero. The "mini-me" of a Doberman Pincher. Yups. Isn't he cuuuute?? He hanged out with me all weekend. As you know, Daisy is busy being knocked up by Dollar so she is staying at his house. In the meantime I have to watch Zero because his owner is afraid the two beagles will break him they way they play with him. He's supa fragile. I love Zero because he's mobile. hahah meaning i take that fool everywhere I go and he is super quiet and he can hide in my purse. Then again what doesn't hide in my purse. He will be my buddy until Daisy has her puppies. He comes to work with me and likes to sit in my lap while I pretend to work. Oh and he does shadow boxing hahhahah supa cute =) You guys i don't have a life right now. I find comfort in the ranch and a small ass dog. kill me.

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Let's start off with the good side of the ranch.... at the top those are called morning glory's....well they live up to their name...they only bloom in the morning. looks beautiful because Richard put on on every fence post around the ranch so in the morning they just look sooo pretty =) Yah they produce a "feel good" feeling as opposed to the freakin monster spider which was in my shoe!! No ok this is what happened.... i wake up and i come outside from the camper to put my shoes one. I see a spider crawling out of my shoe. i'm thinking "gross"...it was a baby spider though. And so I decide I will put on my shoe but SOMETHING tells me to shake my shoe first before i put it on....... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!! and out pops this freakin hairy ass monster!! oh my god i was the only one screaming in the forest of trees. hehehehhe..... the great outdoors has made its mark.

Ernie's Got A New Truck!!!

Well, well, well..... look who can hang with da BIG BOYZ!!! awwww my little bro has bought his first new truck!! 25 years old all by himself, no cosigner..... i'm so proud of him!! little does he know that he will be giving me rides now hahahha It's a nice chevy, V6...he got it at Bill Heard Chevrolet off of 59. They gave him an awesome deal..he's only paying $345 a month for it. Very nice dark blue truck with shiny rims. So he is a happy camper! I think I can say that Richard officially brought Ernie over to the country side of life.

Ooooo baby check out that mean truck! 

Da hick family.... 

Da inside... 

Full frontal.....lol 

U gotta admit those are some nice factory rims.... 

It's a Chevy folks!! 

So fresh and so clean.... 

Run Forest Run.......

Physical Fitness....hate it. you know what gets me through it? Music. Give me some awesome music with good beats, and I can run the Rice University Trail in 35 minutes. (That's fast enough for me) 3 whole miles.... definately a workout. I love it out here though...I mean look at those trees! It's like that through the whole track..as if you are running under a rainforest canopy. It goes around from rice village, past herman park and the museum of natural science and back around. Not a boring run at all and there are soo many people out there..including the students. Not too hot in the evenings, i suggest this trail over Memorial Trail. The dirt is so much easier to run on. Join me for a run....should i say light jog....because I don't do marathons. Two thumbs up for Rice University and minus one for Baylor University Track. Blah. Oh and one more thing..while i'm using these muscles i think I will stop by and check out the Body Worlds exhibit at the Museum of Natural Science. I heard its a definate site...looking at dead people....greeeeat.

Hunting for Apartments

Eh....this is not an easy task. it is always about location and square footage...at least for me it is. I have been all over downtown, medical center, rice village and gessner area and have found nothing. Of course we all know the big square footage is in Sugar Land but since my work is in the middle of houston, its just not convenient for me. ..unless i want to spend $5-10 on toll everyday. BUT....actually i found a nice little place called Parc Royal near Beltway 8. It's cool, it is hotel style.... i put in an application for it so we will see how that goes. It's not huge or anything but i do have my garden tub which is a must....actually the ONE thing that has me hooked is that it is part of a home-buying program. So this is a heads up for all you hunters out there looking. A part of each months rent is saved as credit towards a new house with three builders: Ryland, Beazer or KB homes. Here is the site http://www.equityapartments.com/content/rentwithequity.asp this lets you know what properties participate in the program. I'm excited about that...after one year staying at this apartment I will have earned credits towards buying a house with one of these builders. That takes away form the pain of paying a lot of rent and thinking you are wasting money. know what i mean? Anyways Parc Royale apartments are right across from Krogers and you have 24 hour conceirge service..meaning the guy will bring your groceries up hahahha and you get a tv in the kitchen and free continental breakfast every morning! (so what is the real reason for moving there???) hahahh but thought I would give you guys heads up. I hopes i get accepted there. who knows.

Doin It and Doin It and Doin It Well!!! 

THe Happy Couple 

Da Conjugal Visitor Has Arrived!!!

Dolla Dolla Bills Ya'll!!!!!
hahahhah meet Dolla. He is a boy beagle and Daisy's booooooooyfriend hehehehhehe He came in yesterday and he was soo scared and shy....only to be taken on by supa bit@# Daisy!! Poor Dolla kept trying to mount her but Daisy was not giving him the time of day. She's not that easy Dolla...sheesh! We left them alone for the night...so who knows what happened....but we will find out eventually!! I think it only takes them 4 months when she is pregnant...anyways those pups will easily sell $450 a pop and so I'm gonna split it with Roy Boy who is the owner of Dolla. awww you should see him and Daisy ...their puppies will be supa cute!! Go ahead and reserve your puppy today! hahahhahahhahah

Hope everyone had a Happy Mother's day =) Ernie and I bought "Billy the Kid" AKA "Billy Goat" AKA "Cabrito" ...yes a goat! Too bad our present backfired on us because we had to get to work building a fence for it... hahah but the cool thing is now we have the fence up, the goat is happy and we can buy some more friends for him. yay!!

Held Captive until destination!!

First foot on free land.....

Goats final house! yay!

Priceless!!

You guys need to check out my cousins blog about our grocery shopping experience in singapore! hilarious!!!

Rancher man

BAM!!! Like Emerald I've hit you with a bunch of blogs in one day!! Ok this is where i been hiding out since I got back from Thailand and Singapore. I have been out at the ranch in Lake Jackson. Some of you have been down there already...looks alot different now...the Texas Bird is no longer around (mosquito) and we've cleared alot of the land. You can see Richard walking the trail we created in the back of the lot. We have 30 acres down there....god-willing I will have a nice cozy home down there. We are also 10 minutes from any fishing spots. I caught that redfish right there. It was so hard to pull in, gave a good fight. and made for good eatin!! The other pic is Richard's wise idea to go mess with some buzzards who live in a tree. Scared da hell out of us when they came flying out like bats!! Mother nature is definately out there. Snakes, Deers, Racoons, Chickens, horses...u name it...its all out there. So if you want to come with me camping some time definately let me know. We have a bonfire every night and you can see the light bugs at night. =)

Creative Juices

This is home. 24-7. My graphic computer. My G5 Mac. The mother load of them all. All my artwork flows out of this computer and into my pockets every month. I wish it were an easy job - just like everything else, you gotta master the skillz. Creativity is my livelyhood though but take note of how my office looks right now. Next week I will have my first canvas poster up on the wall and show you guys what it looks like. Its my new line of business, any picture or any artwork you want, I can take it and blow it up and make it your own masterpiece. This is masterpiece theater. *Note the speakers...you have to jam while you are at work. In fact...ur not working right now are you????? Get to it!!!

Lil Bro...not so little...

hahaha Ernie is behind me as I write this. and no this is not me in a suite for all of you punks saying I look like Ernie. how rude. (yet a compliment for him hahha) yah this is the only picture besides his prom where he has been in a suite. Mr. professional is on his way out to a meeting at a high dolla hotel to get business. =) Proud of him, he's come a long way. not saying anything else nice...... one little tidbit on ernie. he does collect rubber duckies. He is 25 years old now...is that insane or what? those of you who have grown up with him...yes...u r old.....haaaaaaaaaahahah.....

Awww my little birdies....

So.... one day I walk out of my apartment and i hear this little bird chirping and chirping like something is wrong. Now when i walk out of my door i am facing the pool from the second floor..so I look down and I see a mama Blue Jay feeding her baby Blue Jay worms. Have I told you that I have a very naturistic apartment??? Well I do, there are animals everywhere! So i ran inside to grab my camera and I went down to take a picture...to find out that there are 3 baby blue jays!! So I named then AJ, BJ, and CJ. Only AJ and BJ are pictured above because the mom attacked me while trying to take a picture of CJ hahahhaha anyways these have been my friends for the last 2 weeks....i have been watching them grow. I had a bar-b-q- the other night which I wish i had my camera cuz BJ was sitting right next to the fire since he was cold and he kept me company while i bar-b-qued. supa cute!!! By the way...the daddy BJ he goes and catches the worm and the mama BJ she flies next to him and he give is to her then she goes and finds the babies to feed them =) how beautiful is that?? i luv it.

Fat Boy Cyan

Am I behind or what on updating this blog? So today I will write everything i been meaning to write. just for your enjoyment. hahhaha.

ok this is Cyan. I call him fat boy because as you can see he is unusually large for a pomeranian. He is one of 3 dogs that Richard has. Fat boy Cyan is sitting here with a stuffed crust cheese pizza in front of a fan. It is hot in the warehouse ...well unless your Cyan that is. What a life huh?? Check out his tongue hahahha that is sooo classic!!! Freakin fat boy.