

Don't call me. I'm on my way to Austin!!! lmao.... so what happened was this morning i heard the commercial on the radio about the Texas Lottery having a new game ...called Texas Hold 'Em... and we all know i love to play poker. cuz in my head i think i'm pretty damn good at it. actually with all the guys i almost always come in second or third place which i think is good but in Vegas i get my ass whooped. yah. so anyways... i forgot about it throughout the day then i went to go get gas and when i went inside the station... i saw the game! so i ask how much is it...well its a $10 card. yeah.... sometimes u gotta play big to win big right? so screw it, i ask for $20 worth. I get in my car, grab a dime...since the card is $10..why not scratch off with a dime... lolz..... so me being the pro i am at poker... i see 4 Queens.... and i see their straight.... and thats all i see..... then i see 100,000 as the prize.... so i double check..... and i re-check.... lmao.... (my poker players are already laughing) and anyways i'm still the winner.... i go back to work, i tell my mom (not a poker player) she gets all dramatic and excited. she calls my dad and brother who are out running errands. At this point, i am now deciding how i will split the money and what i will do. i'm also thinking about how many drinks i will have with friends.....lmao...everything. yah. Richard comes...asks to see the card..... um hello... not only did they have a straight.... its a flush.... well fine, i still beat a flush with 4 of a kind... no no no buddy.... they have a ROYAL FLUSH... haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahah omg i'm an idiot from hell and i will officially say that i suck at poker. u don't understand though, i was super rich for 30 minutes and so was 5 of my closest friends whose names i will not release! lmao so u think its funny but it damn well could have been u too with ur finger in this pot!!! hahhah oh what a laugh. now i gotta get back to work. funny though the thoughts that run through your head when u win such a large amount. lmao... yah imma cry.