I thought the Early bird gets the Worm....

Apparently Not. What da hell is that picture you ask??? It happened like this. I come to the shop at 8:30 this morning, grab my stuff out of my car, I step out and right when I'm about to lock the door....Swooosh!! Chirp! Chirp!! Eeek! Chirp!! yah. like all in front of me. I'm not talking about like 5 feet away, I'm talking about right at my feet. It's as if the Bully Bird wanted to tell me "hey watch me kick this lil punk's ass". So after about 2 seconds worth of shock I'm like "where is my camera?!" Mind you all of this is going on at my feet and i'm moving around to get back inside my car to get my camera and frankly the birds did not give a damn. They were in an all out brawl. All I know is that my day seemed pretty good in comparison to the bird getting his ass beat. It was a beat down too...lasted about 2 minutes and this is the best picture i could get. Next time i see a bird beating I will use the video feature on my camera! Just like those people who see beat downs and don't do a damn thing about it but record. hahahhahahha

Good Times...

So yesterday, Sunday, had a nice time hanging out with Rochelle, Lil' Kim, and Mike =) We all hanged out at Applebee's at the Fountains! Actually Mike and Kim were our surprised guests which we randomly happened to bump into! hahah but we all laughed and caught up with the latest news on each other. It was nice. I had the grilled cajun lime tilapia! mmmmmmmmm yummy!
Anyways check out Rochelle's new ride!! We were pimpin down 6 boy!! Nice interior and very smooth ride!!

Lil' Kim and Mikey!!

Off to have dinner with Rochelle!!!

How did she do that?????

Bayou City Art Festival

Don't be fooled by crazy eyes. He stole the art.

All in a day's work....

Thanks to Paul, Jacky and Alicia

think outside the box

all the pretty colors!!

Who joo lookin at??

Da Vinci's Sister

And then we had to walk back.....

Do your part dammit!

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Ok so I started my morning driving the big gator to work and let me just say that probably contributes more to global warming than anything else. I took this survey online http://www.fightglobalwarming.com/carboncalculator.cfm and my result was "You create 26.5 metric tons of carbon* You could release about the same amount of carbon pollution by cutting and burning all the trees in a section of the Amazon rainforest the size of 3.2 football fields."
uh oh. So if that is just me....we are all screwed. Really do I need to say more? I think Hurricane Katrina, Rita, the Tsunami, the 100 of tornadoes, the mudslides, the wildfires, the avalanches, the earthquakes, etc, etc, etc..... we're goin down people.
So i decided I will take some action to do my part to make sure when I do have kids that there are no horrific disasters which could have been prevented on my part..... so here's the list:
12 Things to Reduce Global Warming
1. Change Five Lights with Energy Star approved bulbs.
2. Heat and Cool Smartly
3. Put the Freeze on Inefficient Appliances
4. Reduce and Recycle
6. Take the Green Way (Walk, Bike)
7. Buy Products That Have Earned the Energy Star
8. Slow the Flow
9. Make the Right Move (move closer to work)
10. Be a Turnoff (if your not using it, turn it off!)
11. Trim Your Load (car tuned and tires fixed)
12. Keep Your Water Heater Cozy
Ok so who wants free stuff? http://www.fightglobalwarming.com/orderkit.cfm
This is a free Global Warming Kit you can get sent to you. I think I will move closer to work and ride a bike. You laugh but shit...you're not filling up on $80 either are you??!!! hahahha c'mon be kind to Mother Nature and Do Your Part!!

Yet another fine Daisy moment. Mind you that cage is a good 4 feet off the ground. Killa.

Special Delivery!!!

Awww look at the new chikadees!! As some of you know, we have a ranch out in Brazoria County and just in time for Spring we have chicks the old fashion way...POSTAL!!!! Isn't that crazy that you can send chickens through the mail? Yah. You can see in the picture how they came in that box filled with crap liner too... So I chose two...the one on the bottom left..he's the cutie pie. Ernie has laid dibs on that one. So who did I get stuck with? Harry Chikadee Shitadee.... He's in the rest of the pictures. My little friend has hairy feet also..manly chicken. Think of him the next time you bite into that KFC.

She Looks Innocent.....

Yah don't be fooled. I especially like the picture on the right...big floppy ass ears flowing in the wind. nice touch. Daisy chills here at the print shop, running around, barking and making a mess for me to clean. I had to put a sign on the door because she goes rabid if she does not know you. yes, a beagle guard dog. About two weeks ago, this guy decides to go to the back of the shop where Daisy hangs out. He opens the door and I bet at that moment he wish he had fast enough reactions. Freakin Daisy went speedracer towards him...and i'm talking like out of that movie Cujo where you see the skin of her mouth going up and down and her teeth bright white coming towards your ass - that kind of rabid dog. In fact let's put everything in slow mo' here..... Here she comes...I turn to look at the guy while mouthing the words "oh shit!!" and by this time the guy has his hands in the air and i whip (slowly whip..this is slow mo') my head around and by this time Daisy is mid-air and she is going full force.....still going....still going....and SNATCH!!! Daisy freakin latches on to his belt buckle!!! He probably would not have worn a belt had he known my dog would do the trick for him. At this point all hell breaks loose...this guy who once was white is now red with embarassment. My dumbass is just watching because I'm not grabbing for no guy's crotch to release my damn dog! So there dangles Daisy while I yell out "Daisy down!! Get down now!!!" Oh yah and I do have a crowd consisting of my mom, richard and ernie who are all standing there with their mouths open...and i'm thinking "lawsuit". yah. So how does this end? Well let's just say that since i feed my dog Filipino food...her ass is fat so she couldn't hold on for too long and she let go. I'd say it was a good 10 seconds and if we have all been in embarassing moments..that is a freakin long time. She lets go, my reflexes kick in and I kick her. hahhhaha juss kidding. I picked her up and put her back into her kennel and the guy played it off like nothing happened. Mind you he is a long time dealer who needs our business so what could he possibly say. hahahha i'll say it for him "*@$#%">*@$#% dog!!" hahahhah i love my Daisy.

First Official Day of Spring!!

Well today is the first official day of Spring...had a customer walk in today and say that today was the only day an egg could stand up straight. Since Richard is not one to get his leg pulled, he went and grabbed an egg from the refrigerator to see if this guy could do it. After about 15 minutes... ta-da!! We have a straight egg!! Which confirms to me that the chicken came first because who in da hell would have free time to figure this out back in the day??
For all those who want a scientific explanation here you go:

"Because of the 23 degree tilt of the earth's spin axis, there is a degree of symmetry during an equinox when the earth's spin axis is exactly at right angles with the direction to the sun from the earth. At this point the diallel gravitational field lines of the earth and the sun have perhaps a more complimentary symmetry, causing minimal distortion from the vertical for these lines at this period, according to the new Gravitational Theory. This means that free electrons in an egg can travel along these vertical diallel field lines, perhaps providing somewhat improved stability of the egg standing on end during the equinox period. Again, the theory predicts that an egg can be stood upright on any day of the year if there are enough free electrons present and the local diallel gravitational field lines are not perturbed from the vertical. This has been proven."

What is the lesson today boys and girls?? Stop playing with your food.

Snazzy the Slow Sluggish Snail

Looks like someone else can relate to me this morning... I woke up drugged from I dunno how many cups of Nyquil last night. (feeling better though) Slowly making my way to the bathroom to get ready and then finally leaving for work. It's a gloomy day here in Houston, Tx. On my way out though...I saw my little friend here. Let's call her Snazzy snail. I saw her, ran back to my apartment to get my camera, came back and she was still there. hahahha of course. She's the mascot for today. C'mon Snazzy let's move it!

Yummy rich cake!!! Yay!!

My mom, me and Richard

Ernie just wanted me to hurry with the pictures so he could eat the cake.

My mom and I...she brought me a cake and some flowers!!

Ides Of March

Yay today is my birthday!
I will have to put pics of my stuff on here later. In the meantime...Monday the 13th was Aman's Birthday so just want to send a shout out to him. We went to BJ's Steak house in First Colony area...nice joint. It was fun times =)
Thanks to everyone for calling me and waking me up all hours of the night last night to tell me happy birthday! hahah love you all =) and i'm not sharing cake. hahahhah

Guess the Japs don't know how to Bar B Q

Nine Die in Group Suicides
Internet Fuels Growing Phenomenon in Japan
By KOZO MIZOGUCHI, AP


TOKYO (March 10) - Nine people in two groups were found asphyxiated in sealed cars, apparently the latest cases of group suicides that have surged in Japan, police said Friday.

Six bodies - five men and one woman in their 20s - was discovered early Friday in a car in Chichibu, about 50 miles northwest of Tokyo, said Ichiro Fukumoto, a spokesman with Chichibu police.
Fukumoto said three charcoal burners were still smoking in the car when the bodies were found, and the windows had been sealed with tape. Authorities thought the six met over the Internet before dying together in a forested area Thursday night.
A separate group of three bodies - one man and two women - was discovered Wednesday in Aomori, 360 miles northeast of Tokyo, a police official said on condition of anonymity because of department rules.
The three, in their 20s and 30s, also died by inhaling charcoal fumes in a car. Kyodo News agency reported they had met in a hospital and had told others they wanted to die.
Their deaths were the latest in a rash of group suicides in Japan, particularly those set up between strangers over the Internet.
A record 91 people died in 34 Internet-linked suicide cases last year, up from 55 people in 19 cases in 2004, the National Police Agency reported last month. The number of Internet suicide pacts has almost tripled from 2003, when the agency started keeping records.
Suicide pacts have been made over the Internet since at least the late 1990s, and have been reported everywhere from Guam to the Netherlands.
But especially large numbers have occurred in Japan, where suicide rates are among the world's highest. More than 32,000 Japanese took their own lives in 2004.

Quick Fix

That damn Gatorade is half empty for a reason!! Freakin A, kill me now. I'm not one to tell on myself but let's just say I dunno if the Rockets won that game last night or what. It was about the 4th quarter, rockets were up by one and they were playing the Pacers and there was 12.4 seconds to the clock..... and i got up to release Corona's. nice. By the way for those who want to know where i live, its not at the CVS store but actually two blocks before that - something that is more useful to me when driving home under da influence. good times. I blame the two masterminds behind it all. They know who they are. Oh and i committed suicide japanese style. hahahhah Kamikaze

Some people they leave home everyday

Da Bride of Frankenstein

Saturday i believe our drinking started at 6pm...let me correct that...my drinking did...Haythem and Ivan started at 5pm (plus the drinks from the night before). I hit up this place called Frank-N-Steins which is 30 seconds from my old house off of Hwy 6. Real nice little hole in the wall lounge..you can see tons of frankenstein posters and such on the walls and on the way to the bathroom an official library. Rochelle came out also and she came ready to party down. I 'll let her write her version in her blog. hahhhahah Let see there were coronas, maduri sours, chocolate martinis, vodka with this and that and the night ain't right unless you have the townwest ho's in the house aka ivan and haythem. After that we hit up Cheetos's place and watched the UNC and Duke game. I don't pay much attention to college basketball but took sides with the winning team - supposedly the rival is worse than UT & AM. whatever. baylor bears!! hahahhaha then we all decided to go out to Belvedere's on Post Oak. Besides the sea of BROWN the music was hyped and rochelle got freaky, ivan was falling asleep, raja was dancing and grindin on people and Cheetos did the drinking for us..... fun times =) (oh i'll leave out ivan's homemade movie of us and the fact that haythem's smashed ass went flying into a table and breaking glass!) The phrase of the night my friends... "It is what it is!!" By the way thanks to Raja for chillin with us...its hard to get porn stars out...especially foreign ones.

Baby Neil

Awww this is my baby cousin Neil doing exactly what kids across america these days do...drink Coke. Not to be a kid psychologist or anything but i'm sure that sugar MIGHT have something to do with him flying off the walls. My mom went to Las Vegas last week to visit him and she told me a story which we could all learn from.... Baby Neil was sitting in the living room minding his own business when his older cousin Marco came over and decided to beat up on him. Neil ran over to his mom (mind you he's only 5) and says "Mom, Marco hit me...could you please call 911 or the cops or something..." hahahhahha....some kids...i know a few people i would like to call 911 on......

The Next 40 Days

It is here!! The day after Fat Tuesday...after you have over eaten and for some of you the last time to be bad..... Ash Wednesday has arrived. I attended mass yesterday which always produces that "feel good" feeling. It's different in Texas where almost half the population consists of Mexican Americans....our mass was bilingual. The cool thing is when you understand both languages and you know when the priest intereprets it from spanish to english it was not the same story. In spanish he spoke of the past Pope referred to as "Papa" in latin countries yet didnt mention that story in english. To me that is funny because Latin America does put a strong emphasis on the Pope yet Catholics here in America do not as much. The pastor's story began of how we should better ourselves for the future and use these 40 days to make a better us. Lent ...the days of Fasting, not Dieting..the days of Mending, not Rending..you give alms and you pray. I think everyone whether they are catholic or not should just stop to take time...maybe fast a day or two and really see the value of everyday life which we take for granted. Don't eat that big steak or don't buy those fancy shoes and give money to that guy who u pass by on the way to work everyday. Some people are not as fortunate to come out of hard times. ..Just a thought as i go through this ascesis (bodily discipline) the next 40 days.