First Official Day of Spring!!

Well today is the first official day of Spring...had a customer walk in today and say that today was the only day an egg could stand up straight. Since Richard is not one to get his leg pulled, he went and grabbed an egg from the refrigerator to see if this guy could do it. After about 15 minutes... ta-da!! We have a straight egg!! Which confirms to me that the chicken came first because who in da hell would have free time to figure this out back in the day??
For all those who want a scientific explanation here you go:

"Because of the 23 degree tilt of the earth's spin axis, there is a degree of symmetry during an equinox when the earth's spin axis is exactly at right angles with the direction to the sun from the earth. At this point the diallel gravitational field lines of the earth and the sun have perhaps a more complimentary symmetry, causing minimal distortion from the vertical for these lines at this period, according to the new Gravitational Theory. This means that free electrons in an egg can travel along these vertical diallel field lines, perhaps providing somewhat improved stability of the egg standing on end during the equinox period. Again, the theory predicts that an egg can be stood upright on any day of the year if there are enough free electrons present and the local diallel gravitational field lines are not perturbed from the vertical. This has been proven."

What is the lesson today boys and girls?? Stop playing with your food.