"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
It's a funny thing when I panick or I'm caught in a situation.... because everyone knows I'm a bad liar so I don't even try to do it because I get busted everytime. EXCEPT... under the influence and in card games.... all about the poker face.... so how I got out of my little scenario last night I will attribute to the truth.
Went to Fox N Hound on Westheimer to shoot pool with Pranav and Haythem...or watch them play cuz its all about geometry and i failed that miserably lol and we drank and had appetizers. Met some dude who was half Thai and half Cambodian so had an awesome conversation about those countries.
Then 1am rolls around and we decide to leave. I pull out of the parking lot and onto Westheimer known for cops in the whee hours of the night...and I know this...but obviously i'm oblivious to the fact. I get to the red light, I see the car in front of me make a u-turn...so what da hell...i did too. Then I'm driving back towards beltway and the celly starts ringing...which I dropped so here I am looking for the damn thing only to find out it is Haythem who is all "Look in your rear view mirror a cop is pulling you over" LOL oops. I start laughing...my reaction to everything and he's freakin out and I'm like whatever. To me, cops do their job...if i did wrong just hand me the damn ticket and let me be on my way... i'm not about kissing ass to get out of tickets so dont stand there and let the dramatics roll out. maybe thas just me i dunno.
Anyways, cop comes to my window with flashlight in my face and is all "Do you know why i stopped you?" I say "Yah...the car in front of me u-turned on the red and I figured alrighty and I followed." He laughs and says "no." haaaaaaaaaahhaha i'm like "Oh." <---Feeling like a dumbass. and he goes "Because you were swerving everywhere" "Ohhh no cuz my friend called my cell phone to tell me you were following me so i was looking for the phone" He laughs again. "Have you been drinking?" ...Insert Grand Lie Here...."ok where did you come from" "pool hall" <---does not support grand lie. hahhahahha
Needless to say he came back and let me go with a Verbal warning =) whew! So i dunno did i get off for telling the truth or lying?..... interesting.
oh well i can spend $200 as if i had received a ticket!!! awesome. There is an upside to everything!!!
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ummm... contribute that to your damn luck!!!! You really lucked out on that one!! I'm telling you, had that been me in your shoes, I would have gotten a ticket!
that happened to me once. at 3am one morning, driving back from a concert at the engine room, i got pulled over for the first time in sugar land. i didn't know what to do, and i stopped right in the middle of the road and turned off my car. i thought i was speeding, but the cop pulled me over for not having my lights on. no ticket, but, in my defense, it was a rental.
LOL Damn girl be careful! Some of us don't have your luck and I can tell you its not fun!!!!
BTW- Fox n Hound is where I met Brett :)
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