The Hippie MIllionaire

Thas right. All you weed smokers..... i'm talkin about your parents too.....listen up.... hhahahah ok actually u know who is to blame for this recent experience i had??? Pepsi. That's right. Let me tell you where NOT to buy a Pepsi. Corner of 59 and Harwin that's where. I'm on a health kick and I'm thirsty and I don't feel like water so I think to myself..."some diet soda". I happen to see diet pepsi at the Philipps 66 station owned by Abu himself who sells me this can of soda for 65 cents. I think, i dont remember. what i DO remember is being so damn thirsty, poppping open the can and hearing the fsssss and gulping it down. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. freakin nasty ass shit!!! no no no and its not because it was diet ok?! I will tell you why, because my next reaction besides bitter beer face on a damn cola is to check the expiration date. That's right my friends, sodas expires too. So underneath this can i see May 5th '05...... helllooooo '05???? what da hell. So i go back inside and now i'm the complaining customer right? right. Mr. Abu here says "u go pick 'nother one" and brings me back to diet pesi area. ok buddy your whole shipment is expired. i tell him "no they are all old" so he points me to diet coke as he says "oh here, here this is fresh new shipment". kill me now. anyways got a new diet coke. great problem solved...but not really.

So hours later after the whole workday and working out...i'm thirsty again. I go to the Shell on Kirby but by this time it is late at night...like 10 or 11. So i know you have all been through this...you can't go into the gas station store instead you yell at the cashier to go get you what you want as they try to stuff it through that stupid hole they call a drawer. So much for chips. yah. SO besides not feeling safe all of a sudden since i'm in the street locked out of the damn store here comes a guy from behind me..oh not just any guy....ur typical hippie man. So i make my order of "can u grab that sandwhich right there and those chips right there and I need a bottle water" and off she goes while i wait and hold up an increasing line of people just wanting to pay gas. Guy behind me says "late night snack?" i say "not really, its for my dad" (which was true) and i say "but i'm getting water since i got an expired PEPSI today". EEERRRRK. brakes on. wrong thing to say to Hippie Man. He said "what?? an expired PEPSI?? that is a rich company right there" i say "yes it is..they own pizza hut, KFC, and other stuff and i can't get a descent soda." Hippie Man says "Those Capitalistic Pigs!! See man, I hate that man. See man I am free, I'm a cool guy I dont ask for much. These pigs, they want your money and all these things but what do we the little people get?" LOL i felt like i was on that 70's show. then he says "See that's what i try to teach my son. be free man, don't join this capitalistic lifestyle of a world." "uh-huh" <--me. and he says "man my father made his first million at 23 and back in those days that is alot of cash man." "uh-huh"<--me again. He says "man i'm a millionaire already too man but i dont need to show off stuff like that man. just live free." EEERK!! brakes again! Did he just say he was a millionaire? ok and to make matters worse the lady brings me all my stuff and i have to pay at this point where it was getting so interesting. I had to say goodnight to hippie man and I walked away. I walked away from a million dollar hippie ya'll. That's it, I'm selling weed. hahhahahahah