Who has gloves?! I do! I do!!! Dork. Brrrr its gettin pretty chilly up here in Houston. I don't think it would be so bad if there wasn't so much wind and rain but hey lets make it interesting right? heehee....So i was trying to be a soldier but i just can't do it anymore... I had to buy some gloves. I went to Walgreens to get my puppy food and i saw a whole bunch of these gloves! yay $1.99 can't get better than that....plus their magic. Magic stretch gloves. yups.
I dunno if you can read that but it says "1 size fits all" <--ok i mean isn't it bad enough that society makes us worry about our weight and now I gotta worry about having fat fingers?? what da hell man?!
So is it really magic that the gloves stretch or is it just the fat fingers trying to edge their way through those little knit holes?? u know what "one size fits all" means to me?? It means "All you can eat". yah u see how that intertwines...great.
Oh and what do you do when you don't fit into the "one size fits all" jeans??? shiiiii lolz ok sorry ...wow someone is self conscience =)
Stay warm my friends or come over and share some hot coco or apple cider with me!
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what a loser...but i'll take some coco
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