thats it. someone give me one of those wall putty things so i can throw that shii on the wall!!!!!!!!!!! hmmmmmmmpf. if nice guys finish last my ass must be taking from the front of the line for sure. lolz ... yah i'm gonna cry...oh gawd i'm not gettin into this... dating is not fun. gonna keep on leaning single!
yesterday was fun...i went swimming for an hour...luv the water.... then met up with Dullah and Aman at that Greek restaurant bar called Papa's. i actually just sat there drinking water while they yelled at me for being weak and not drinking. i'd yell at me too. hahhahahh instead i hit the owner up to buy printing and a website from me. lolz business b4 pleasure!
funniest shit happened today too... see and this is where language barriers come into play with the folks here on Harwin. literally 2 HOURS yesterday i was with one customer going through design and pricing....tell me why this guy walks in today as if we never had that conversation?!????? honestly i went to the twilight zone on that one and he comes in with everything all twisted and i know i must have had that look like "ur bullshitting right?" hahahhah so it turned into a big drama like really big and he leaves then calls me to go ahead with his design. ???? lol ok so fine i do. why? the customer is always right. lol. bs.
he comes back... and he loves the design...great... yet AGAIN now he's arguing with me over colors...mind u not even an hour prior we agreed on the colors...so i'm thinking this little indo man just isn't right. haaaaaaaaaaahahha but whatever cuz i deal with the Fobulous peeps all day...except THIS TIME... i'm standing there going into my ESL teacher mode breaking everything down to this guy when HPD rolls up.
lol so my first reaction is "dammit did i do something or did ernie" hahahhaha they walk in and they are all "u called us?" "ummm...no..." "u sure? its said call from Daka Printing Company..." i said "umm...nah ah....unless of course u guys want business cards" so the cops start laughing and they are all "thats strange"....and they are about to turn around to leave....when freakin crazy ass indo is all "Actually sir, i called." (while sticking one finger up in the air)<--?????? what?????? LMAO!!! no seriously i fell down laughing real hard and i couldn't help it for the life of me. and indo guy starts saying how i didnt put the right colors on his flyer to the cops!!! i'm still laughing and the cop goes "you called us out for this?!" "yes sir" "what? did she put a gun to your head to make you order or something?" haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahhahahhahahhahahha omg i'm still on the floor dying while my mom is in shock and so is Richard and Ernie is laughing with me. The next 5 minutes consisted of the cops clowning on this guy real bad and then lecturing him about when to call 911. awwwwwww..... shit i'm too nice cuz i felt real sorry for him...he honestly felt he was getting ripped off and i dunno ...who do u call when that happens at a store? LOLz!!! dude u dont understand though, i promise u nothing shady was going on, this guy here was just all over the place! anyways the cops asked if it was safe for them to leave and i said yah cuz damn i wasn't planning anything crazy... and end of story i just finished helping this guy out. i needed that laugh, that was great. u would think i would have been mad... i almost got arrested for being a graphic artist. yessssssssssssssssssss! lolz. harwin is ridiculous.
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that is pretty freaking funny. that shit happens to me at work, but over the phone when members call about the stupidest crap ever. we get at least 10 calls a day from idiots...who never really listen to what i say!!! for example (not a funy example, mind you), i called up a person whose membership cards were returned, so i could verify their address. i say, "hi, my name is trina, and i'm calling from the membership department at the houston museum of natural science. i'm calling you today because we sent your membership cards to you last month, but they were returned to us, so i just wanted to double check the address we have on file for you." so, then, the member i have on the phone says, "oh, i never got those membership cards," and i start thinking to myself, no shit!!! didn't i just say that they were returned to the museum? did he not hear me? i mean, it doesn't sound like a big deal, but when our entire department hears this shit all day long, it starts to wear us down. at least we don't have to deal face to face with these people though.
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