
Yesterday morning...Valentine's Day...I get into my oh so trusted Ford Lincoln Gator...and what does that biatch do?? Chokes!! It wouldn't freakin start.
My first reaction to anything is to laugh, and I did this.. by myself in my broken down ass car. So... I'm thinking "of course" cuz my life is a sitcom and well..this just makes sense. Not to mention - the night before I got home pretty late and I parked in the back which was really far from my apartment. I hate that and it was soo cold to walk that night. So yah I did park all jacked up. Why? Cuz i have a freakin Gator and I can do that shit. hahahhhaha ur stuck up.
I did take up two spaces but HELLOOOo it was out in the boonies where no one wants to park!! Well no one except this punk who actually left this on my windshield. So should I tell him that I can't even move it so he can go ahead and keep wasting labels? lolz. yah i gotta get it towed to my mechanic today.
Don't buy a Ford. There is a reason why it stands for "fkd on the road while driving." Add "and parked" to that as well.
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i thought it stood for Fix Or Repair Daily. yeah, i know that's gay, but so was my roommate who told me that.
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